Every once in a while, Jodi Logik minions will put their busy day to day activities on hold to answer important questions that are critical to maintaining world peace and the well-being of humankind.
These questions generally remain unanswered because we are way too shy to ask them and or don’t want to get a nice spanking from our parents intent on protecting us from the evil effects of curiosity. Today, we are answering two such important questions for your benefit.
Today, we are answering two such important questions for your benefit.
1. What should I do on my first night of marriage?
Based on what we have seen in Indian movies that excel in depicting the first night trysts:
1. Drink a glass of milk.
2. Wait, don’t drink everything, leave some for your wife.
3. If you are hungry, eat all the fruits and sweets that your family has lovingly arranged in your room. Remember to leave some for your wife.
4. Feel like singing and dancing? This is a great time to break out into a sensuous song and dance routine.
5. Finally, when you are tired, take a couple of flowers lying on the bed and bring them close.
If you really want real life stories (we cannot guarantee if the stories are indeed genuine) of wedding night stories or first night experience, you should check out this Quora Q&A.
Wondering what is the most important thing you will need for the first night of your marriage?
Make sure you have uninterrupted power wherever you are spending your first night.
Just watch this video.
First night of marriage in the real world
If you are not a movie star, here is our best advice for preparing yourself for the first night of marriage.
Use the opportunity to talk to your spouse and try to understand each other a little more. You must be really tired after the hectic wedding celebrations and it’s also a great idea to catch up on the lost sleep and let go of all the pre-wedding anxieties.
After all, you have your entire life to have sex! Talking about sex, people seem to wonder about sex life after marriage. Most married men will probably tell you there is no sex life after marriage and some lucky couples might declare that their sex life is fantastic!
Check out this well-written story about a newlywed bride’s apprehension going into her first night. She goes in expecting her husband to demand sex only to be pleasantly surprised by the husband’s behaviour!
Here is an extract from this article:
He came and sat next to me. He asked me get comfortable and do away with these extra layers that I was embroidered with. I sensed concern but it was overridden by what my friends and relatives had fed me with. I changed and came to him. Soon I was saw my worries fading away as he rubbished all my negative thoughts. “Don’t you think arranged marriages are funny?” he asked and I smiled with a sigh of relief. Soon we were both engrossed in a conversation with fun and laughter.
2. Are you dreading your arranged marriage first night?
Most Indians get into arranged marriages and end up sleeping with a “stranger” on the first night of marriage.
Things can get super awkward when you suddenly share your bed with someone who you met a few months ago. You may not have developed strong feelings or any form of intimate relationship with your brand new husband or wife.
To add insult to injury, your family expects you to consummate on the first night of of marriage!
That’s not all.
You are probably a virgin and have only half-baked information about what happens between the sheets! That’s not all, you are also influenced by the rather biased and sometimes comical view of what sex should be like through the media.
If you are dazed and confused about how to tackle your first night, we have the solution.
We put together 36 in-depth tips and advice to help you have a pleasant and romantic first night even if you have had an arranged marriage.
This in-depth article with four chapters and over 7500 well-researched words will give you the confidence and knowledge you need to tackle your first night like a pro!
3. What about sex after marriage?
We researched this topic in-depth and come up with yet another brilliant blog post titled Sex Life After Marriage In India. You will be amazed at what’s in store for married couples!
Here is what we uncovered from our research.
- How Indians view sex after marriage
- How men and women think differently when it comes to sex
- The impact of married life and the additional responsibilities such as work, children, and family have on our attitude towards sex.